Friday, March 8, 2013

Douchebags of the U.S. Classified by Region... Accurate or not?


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  1. In the upper northeast we have some bastardized combination of the West and Midwest renditions.

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    1. LMBO! That is hysterical!

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  2. Spot on for the southern douchebags.

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    1. SOOOOOOOOOOO not true.... I am a mudding fan and i am not a douche

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    2. I am from the south, and soooooo not true.

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    3. LOL! When the last time did a douche say he was a douche? LOL!

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    4. From the south? Yeah, soooooooooooooooooooooooooo true

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    5. SoCal BroCals drive the lowered trucks, ghetto rednecks drive the lifted trucks, other than that switch spot on

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  3. WV and KY should be in the South, not Midwest.

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    1. PA and the rest of NY should be in the Northeast too...

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    2. We can take KY but you are keeping WV.

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    3. WV is definitely not in south, Kentucky is borderline but still should be in midwest, just because they like horses a little too much doesn't make them southern

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  4. I'm so happy my favorite movie ISN'T Scarface!!! And that I don't happen to match the rest of any criteria either... This thing's accuracy is hysterical though!

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  5. Don't be baggin on the west coast BRO !!!

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  6. Texas is not the south, we are the SouthWest and we run that place.

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  7. Minnesota should be with Alaska...

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  8. Miami is hardly pick up trucks and wife beaters. Neither is Tampa, Boca Raton and most of Florida in general.

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    1. Right, Right, and according to my WIFE, Texas IS going BLUE...I hardly fit the bill for bumpkin-fied TX descriptions, nor does the DFW or Austin areas.

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    2. You're right. Miami and Tampa is just full of illegal "immigrants" hiding in the bushes.

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    3. Um, I disagree. Go to Daytona, Ocala, and pretty much anywhere north of Orlando and you'll find the d-bag description to be accurate.

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  9. You may be mixing up New Jersey with the Northeast! We in the Northeast don't even acknowledge the existence of NJ.
    Wouldn't Boston make a better target?

    -KD Boston

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    1. I agree, Massachusetts does not fit any of those, we are just Wicked Awesome!

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    2. Forget you ckfox you bastards in Boston suck. Stop talking shit about Jersey....come to Jersey and see what happens

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    3. I bet you feel like an idiot now!

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  10. Notice they all have "Scar Face" as Faviorite movie XD

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  11. I don't know about the others, but the Ghetto Redneck is spot on!

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  12. I wouldn't even consider NJ part of the Northeast. Also we don't get "guidos" up here in Maine. If they even set foot up here they would most likely be shot on "accident".

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    1. You dumb asses in Maine should not be considered part of the US. You don't even know geography

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    2. Challenge accepted, dick.

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    3. I have lived my entire life in CT, NH and VT and the only place I have ever seen "Guidos" like that is on Jersey Shore. People are like that in one part of one state NOT the entire Northeast. Don't get me wrong we have many other forms of douche bags scattered through out but not these asshats, thank God.

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    4. I smell a douchebag fight, LOL

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  13. You correctly split Virginia.

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  14. Idaho is not the mid-west and there are no folks here that look or act like that

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    1. Your correct about Idaho not being the Mid-west but I know plenty of people around Nampa and Caldwell that act like that

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  15. Montana, Idaho, and Wyoming are apart of the north west and not the Mid-west

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  16. This is so true about my state of VA. ugh. sigh.

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  17. I'm from Colorado, and this is SOOOO true here...

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